officialstarscream: sneauxflake: sneauxflake: getting ready to joust at hole depot 🙂 home depot* jesus christ THE HOLE DEPOT
gothzenyatta: bisexualcaptainkirk: I was watching this thing about sharks earlier and the announcer goes “this shark naps all day…but at night….like a vampire…it ventures out with a need….to suck” and I was literally crying I was laughing so hard. here it isÂ
constellationcanid: Does anyone else ever run their tongue along their teeth and think “these should be sharper”
sansastark: changes font to 12 times new roman double spaces indent first line well i think that deserves a two hour break
deqm: Out of all the captions that could’ve been put with that picture I’m so glad it’s that one
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