if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
Bethesda is offering 500 in-game Atoms because of the Nylon Bag issue right now.
THIS IS A SCAM. It’s a Legal Loophole. Because they advertised and promised a CANVAS bag but sent a Nylon one instead, you are entitled to sue them for LARGE SUMS OF MONEY over false advertisement.
If you accept the 500 Atoms (about $5 irl), this is considered “compensation”, legally forfeiting your right to sue. It’s not because they’re sorry, it’s because they need to save themselves from getting sued. “We have no intention of correcting this issue” was their exact answer when questioned about the bags.
If you’re still willing to defend bethesda at this point, you are part of what’s wrong with the AAA games industry. You are telling these companies that you are willing to throw away your money for cheap products at a high price.
Holy shit it’s a fuking bag
A BAG
Calm your tittes and chill
Don’t be a little bitch
It’s not a loophole because when they release a million dollar game they usually can’t determine how many people are gonnna spend $100 on it
Here’s a thought don’t spend your money on a $100 thing if your just gonna complain when you don’t get A FUCKING BAG
Listen up ya lil shithead. BETHESDA BROKE 3 FTC TRADE VIOLATIONS. THEY BROKE THE LAW. The difference in value isn’t the issue, its the fact that they lied and are trying to avoid punishment that is the issue. THEY DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED. it might not be much to you, but it’s a SERIOUS ISSUE because if they get away with this, they’ll continue doing it. They could’ve offered a $10 gift card and gave you a $9 one, it doesnt matter. It’s the LAW.
And this one is because they changed the ad’s WITHOUT notifying the people who already bought it.
BETHESDA IS LITERALLY STEALING FROM IT’S USER BASE AND THESE IDIOTS ARE STILL DEFENDING THEM.
ALSO if you guys want to make a legal complaint and request compensation, whether its about the Collectors Edition or just not being able to refund FO76 at all, PLEASE goto this FTC website and do it 🙂 Dont let Bethesda rip you off.
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