onthelevel-papaemeritus:

Honestly, it’s only right that the frontman to a Satanic metal band should be trending this hard while tumblr seeps into the flames of hell

unsettlingstories:

Me: Wanna see some tiddies, please.

Tumblr: Sorry, not anymore. Too offensive.

Me: Oh.

Tumblr: We’ve still got swastikas, if that’ll help.

standingcowrrdly:

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

arahir:

tumblr’s new mod team is here

brainstatic:

The female-presenting nipple giveth, the female-presenting nipple taketh away.

dankuroking:

Nipples r female presenting if they have little bows on them