turing-tested:

noblepeasant:

turing-tested:

the-clockwork-crows:

turing-tested:

i could wear a pronoun pin but like i personally feel that strangers dont get to speedrun figuring out what i actually am. they gotta do the hard work themselves and theyre just lucky i dont carry a gameshow buzzer around to press when they get it wrong

This feels. Unnescarily adversarial. I’m not going to question how you personally want to present yourself, but this seems just so. Needlessly making an enemy out of people

oh, no, let me be perfectly clear, if you’re cis and you look at me in public you are already my enemy from the moment you perceived my physical form

Enjoy being misgendered a whole lot, I guess

idk how to tell you this buddy but thats literally what happens anyways

meanmulatto:

karpad:

meanmulatto:

meanmulatto:

and once again as i always say:

donald trump way too fuckin rich to be lookin tore up as he is

every rich person who does not use their money to flex is a dumb motherfucker and i hate them. why the hell you got money n u not lookin good w it? dumbass

here’s the thing: he thinks he is flexin. He’s utterly without aesthetic knowledge or the wisdom to recognize value, so if you just tell him something is expensive, he instantly thinks it’s good and he’s better than you for having it. So he does stupid shit like buy expensive italian suits without getting them taken in, or getting fake tans and hair plugs without thinking about how they look because they cost him a lot, so it must look good. So he looks like an unusually large toddler in his sunday suit from the husky boys section of Men’s Warehouse who got into mommy’s makeup kit, and it cost him 10 large to look like that.

Oh thats scarier to think than that hes not trying. Dont say that

aggressivelystrange:

-Ask yourself the last time you drank some water. Drink a few sips even if it wasn’t long ago. Coffee doesn’t count (neither does soda unless it’s the only option) 

-When was the last time you ate? Get a small snack if able.

-Are ANY of your clothes too tight or uncomfortable? This includes socks, headbands, hats, and shoes.

-Stretch! Pop those shoulders, arch that back, straighten those legs. It Helps.

-If you happen to stim, do it! Do whatever feels right!

-Look for sounds, smells, etc. That are bothering you.

-Get your headphones and put on whatever music makes you feel happy/good/energetic.

-Loosen your shoulders, take some deep breaths. Drop your head and loosely roll your head. Try to relax as many muscles as you can.

-Close your eyes for a second.

-Did you take your meds (if you have them)? Do you need to take a Tylenol, ibuprofen Etc.?

-Are there allergens in the vicinity, are there any allergy medications you need to take?

-Breath deep.

I am by no means a professional and I don’t know what could be causing it but I know that these are kind of helpful. I’m not you and you aren’t me so these might not work. If the feeling bad is medical attention worthy, these might not help.

However, I hope that this does help someone.