greatescape999:

nonjudgementalme:

catchymemes:

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

When Anyone says it’s not possible to keep big cities clean I’m just show them this. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries don’t gimme that bs

take me to japan

versace-queeen:

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

breastforce:

big tumblr glitch 2018: thanos snap

allieinterrupted:

“Walk like the knife in your pocket is in your hands, like you were born with it there, because weren’t you?”

— Caitlyn Siehl

damianmcgintleman:

fearpact:

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

caydebug:

rave-lord-nito:

skarchomp:

i don’t remember making this

Only logical addition

goodthingsarewaiting:

Sometimes you don’t get what you want, because you deserve better.

guy:

puddleslime:

custardqueen:

librabutch:

yeah touched starved is essentially a legal way to say horny but sometimes a motherfucker just needs a hug

Is it………illegal to say horny?

yes